100% not a dragon

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

hi :D this is the yknow, intro post ~✨

I’m kinda shy, but if u wanna talk to me go ahead!

u can call me Dragon or Lavender, im a she/her, and im 100% not a real dragon!

sKELETON WAR LET’S GO WIZARDS

I’ll do traditional art, beaded animals and whatever form of art catches my attention, my main fandoms rn are:

toh, ducktales/the three caballeros, rottmnt (all the tmnts are cool and i love them too), P&F, Amphibia, AvA , Undertale (in a chillax way), Star wars, musical theatre, and more but lets keep this short kay?

I’ll also draw bugs and dragons, so yea

the dni stuff is basically the normal stuff, if u hate on people bcuz of who they are, please dont. (also, tcest dni)

Anyway~ hi! (tags under the cut)

(Sorry for any typos in anything i do, my first language is spanish)

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eternalglitchmain
joeyclaire

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

joeyclaire

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

just-watch-me-hachiko

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

imhereformysciencefriends

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

hedronalignment

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

joeyclaire

he plead guilty

eternalglitchmain
evilwizard

instead of exterminating rats, the state of New York should hire a rat trainer to round them all up and teach them to do odd jobs. they could clean up litter, scrub the manhole covers… run electrical wires. maybe do some plumbing

there should be a dedicated rat feeding station in every subway. if you pass out drunk on the bus a squadron of 50-60 purebred albino rats should carry you gently down the street back to your home. i know this may all sound rather infeasible—but if you hire me, the pied piper,

thefangirl-16-blog
scribefindegil

I think everyone has both "hard" headcanons (things that are so integral to your understanding of a story that you can't enjoy content that contradicts them), and "soft" headcanons (things that are mutable, where you aren't strongly attached or you're open to alternate interpretations) and if you aren't sure if something is one or the other you can just read a fic where the author disagrees with you and see whether you react with "Huh, that's interesting" or "I have been overcome with a creeping sense of existential wrongness."

yeah im having star wars fics flashbacks
carlyraejepsans
carlyraejepsans

headcanon that skeletons display affection by bonking skulls like cats, mainly because i think undyne would immediately endorse headbutting contests as a love language

harmonytre-reblogs

the tags tho

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carlyraejepsans

[ID: a screenshot of tumblr tags in purple font against a black background. they read: #undyne: DUDE cause like the harder i hit you means the harder i love you right, #papyrus lying flat on the ground blinking away the white spots in his vision: IT DOESN'T!! BUT I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT, #undertale. end ID]